Commit 028a822e
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public
public/500.html
@@ -1,26 +1,30 @@
-<!DOCTYPE html>
-<html>
-<head>
- <title>We're sorry, but something went wrong (500)</title>
- <style type="text/css">
- body { background-color: #fff; color: #666; text-align: center; font-family: arial, sans-serif; }
- div.dialog {
- width: 25em;
- padding: 0 4em;
- margin: 4em auto 0 auto;
- border: 1px solid #ccc;
- border-right-color: #999;
- border-bottom-color: #999;
- }
- h1 { font-size: 100%; color: #f00; line-height: 1.5em; }
- </style>
-</head>
+<!doctype html>
+<title>Don't you dare blow up at this table (500)</title>
+<style>
+ body { text-align: center;}
+ h1 { font-size: 50px; text-align: center }
+ span[frown] { transform: rotate(90deg); display:inline-block; color: #bbb; }
+ body { font: 20px Constantia, 'Hoefler Text', "Adobe Caslon Pro", Baskerville, Georgia, Times, serif; color: #999; text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px rgba(200, 200, 200, 0.5); }
+ ::-moz-selection{ background:#FF5E99; color:#fff; }
+ ::selection { background:#FF5E99; color:#fff; }
+ article {display:block; text-align: left; width: 500px; margin: 0 auto; }
+
+ a { color: rgb(36, 109, 56); text-decoration:none; }
+ a:hover { color: rgb(96, 73, 141) ; text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px rgba(36, 109, 56, 0.5); }
+</style>
-<body>
- <!-- This file lives in public/500.html -->
- <div class="dialog">
- <h1>We're sorry, but something went wrong.</h1>
- <p>We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.</p>
- </div>
-</body>
-</html>
+<article>
+ <h1>Oh, Snap! <span frown>:(</span></h1>
+ <div>
+ <p>Sorry, but it looks like something blew up in the kitchen.</p>
+ </div>
+ <a href="/"><img src="/assets/homer-cake.jpg" alt="" /></a>
+ <blockquote>
+ "You don't make friends with salad."
+ </blockquote>
+ <script>
+ var GOOG_FIXURL_LANG = (navigator.language || '').slice(0,2),
+ GOOG_FIXURL_SITE = location.host;
+ </script>
+ <script src="http://linkhelp.clients.google.com/tbproxy/lh/wm/fixurl.js"></script>
+</article>